Agni Gauss

If this were a memoir, I would tell about my wife. What a battleaxe! No one's called their wife a battleaxe since 1945. Listen, Conan, how do you feel about a woman? She's supposed to be my life partner. I look in the mirror the other day and I says to her, 'Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly old man, and I need you to give me